Crack Pairing: Brainstorming Session

[auronlu]

Survey alert!

What's the most bizarre Final Fantasy pairing you can think of?

I suddenly thought of Kimahri/Shelinda, continuing The Day Kimahri Finally Got Some Lovin' (6/6/06... so much for the antichrist...) And then there's Seyrikku, but we so won't go there.

What crack pair can you think of?

And maybe then someone will go, "AUGH! That's so awful I have to write it!" and we'll have more reasons to gouge our eyes out.

Or, more likely, someone else will say, "There's a whole community devoted to that (link)".


Apologies if this has been done before; I'm still fairly new to FF fandom.

Comments

[lynnxlady.livejournal.com]

Heh... once I started to write Wakka/Shelinda (already listed!). Bizarre stuff I might actually be interested in seeing even if only for novelty value:

FFX - Yunalesca/Yuna, Yunalesca/Seymour (evil dead people should stick together?)

FFX-2 - Yuna/Nooj, Leblanc/Rikku

Most bizarre, period, whether or not I'd care to see it: Oh man. Kimahri/some human, although you already have the corner on the Kimahri smut market (and it was hot! The descriptions of the cat tongue & the overfull pain-pleasure of dealing with Ronso-sized parts...were really very hot. I'm not quite sure how I should feel about this). Tobli/Ormi, for FFX-2. In that order, Tobli on top, otherwise it would be a mess. (No, I can't entirely believe I just thought about that :P)

[lassarina]

SeymourxYunalesca? oh, with the HOT.