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auronluQuick recap from the Advance introduction to FFV, to set the mood with zany plunky-plunky-plunky Uematsu music:
So our four heroes have been drafted as the Warriors of Light (WoLlies really need to form a union) and are off to the next Crystal, as soon as we can escape the Kiddie Pool Inner Sea.
(The lefthand Kiddie Pool Sea, in this case. Drat. There's two of 'em.)
Back in T[h]ule, we stop at the house of Zok, an old pal of the royal family. Butz has himself a flashback:
WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULDA TAUGHT HIM SOME WOLLY LORE BEFORE YOU VANISHED, DAD!
Zok gives us the key to the You Can't Go There Yet canal gates, and we make ready to leave Thule.
Where I should note that there's a few odd characters.
First, however, we have to ditch our pirate crew, who have not bought tickets to Epic Adventure. They protest that they'd willingly follow their captain to the ends of the earth. Faris is prescient enough to realize that a cracktastic way-past-the-ends-of-the-earth endgame dungeon lurks somewhere in our future.
This smells of a long journey. [And will smell even stronger with you lot tagging along. Besides, our party menu only has four slots, so there's no help for it.] While I'm gone, I need you louts to guard the hideout. We can't just let anyone raid our booty!
. o O (With those blokes guarding? It's as good as stolen.)
I notice an eensy plot hole in this game. Viz:
Uh....Cap'n? How're we gonna get home, anyhoo? With you an' the princess an' the ship and all—
*SIGH* Oh, all RIGHT, you sea slugs. Get your salty asses aboard. We'll drop ye off on the way.
Back in the pirates' cove...
Turns out that Boko got tired of waiting and followed Butz into the cave. And it's a good thing that Bartz doesn't hear another pirate speculating about the taste of roasted chocobo.
Kweh!
Kinda like Yang with the Sylphs, Edward with the Troia Amazons, and Cid with the Dwarves. I can see why at least one fan claimed that "If FFIV is a fanfiction built around FFIII's character classes, FFV is a satire of FFIV's soppy melodrama." (Thanks toflonnebonne for pointing out that great essay.)
Please, if you can help him, doc... Boko, get better soon, buddy!
(Yep, for anyone paying attention, Butz/Boko = OTP.)
With our trusty chocobo and pesky pirates safely bestowed, plus all the loot from the pirates' stores secretly liberated, we set sail for Torna Canal. Lenna's fretting about what should happen if all the crystals fail...
Her friends tell her that will never happen, nope nope; they'll save all the crystals and won't in any way screw up. Because screw-ups never happen in these games. Mutual back-patting ensues as they all confirm that yes, they're actually going to do this Warrior of Light thing that's been thrust upon them.
Plus we still have to find Lenna's Father.
King Tycoon? But he disappeared into thin air.
Faris, that scallywag, is always quick to comfort the princess when she's down. Chivalry and all that. I swear, Balthier really is Faris in drag. (Incidentally, Faris was the one who pulled Lenna away from the Wind Shrine's altar as she called after her father when he vanished. Both scenes will be echoed later.)
And again with the cornball translation that elevates an ordinary game into a tongue-in-cheek romp:
We enter Torna Canal, fight some monsters and...
Uh oh. Man, it's pretty early in the game to be hitting Leviathan.
We fight the boss beastie (which is not, in fact, Leviathan)...
(I'm guessing that's clunky Romaji for "Charybdis"?)
Before we can celebrate our victory, Syldra gets ripped from her harness and sucked into the whirlpool, struggling with piteous wails.
AUGH. This is one of those heart-wrenching FF moments, never mind the corny graphics.
When this game stops joking around, the ANGST HAMMER falls hard. The dragon who was like a sister to Faris is the first casualty of this harebrained quest.
Afterwards, we drift with the ocean currents. Faris doesn't speak. Lenna tries to offer comfort, echoing the captain's words about her father.
Eventually, nearly dead of exposure/hunger/thirst, the party lands in your standard zombie-infested pirate ship graveyard.
Galuf uses a dab of white magic to rouse everybody. (See? The game's paying attention to the job classes I assigned. Or not.) Then we go off to bash skeletons.
At the brink of a submerged area, our pirate suddenly becomes squeamish about water.
Do we have to go this way? We'll get soaked!
After sloshing through rather a lot of undead slime...
Uh. TMI, Butz.
Lenn ducks into a side room to change into dry clothes (Which she found where?) The guys strip down too, but Faris resolutely refuses.
Are you crazy, boy? You'll catch pneumonia in those wet things!
Hey, what're you doing? Get away! Don't touch— *flings off Butz and Galuf, who decided to take matters into their own hands*
*pops out of side room* What's all the commotion?
Galuf, you twit. Maybe she had a reason to be hiding her identity?
Well— maybe I am. You got a problem with it!?
Of course not. Just, why were you trying to hide it?
(Oho. I missed Lenna's wording before. That almost implies that she'd already figured it out.)
Haw! I knew from the start that you were too pretty to be a man. *whew*
GALUF! Perving on a 20-year-old woman — young enough to be your granddaughter — is okay, but perving on a comely lad of the same age ain't? *Frowny frown*
Anyhow— make fun of me for really being a woman and I'll shiver your timbers but good!
Next morning...
Faris makes a show of still being her usual hard-talking piratey pirate self until Galuf complains.
Bah...if you aren't gonna dress like a girl—and you should, a real shame to hide such assets— you could at least talk like one...
Sez the pretty boy. Despite the fact that Butz reminds me a lot of Vaan, laid-back and deceptively ordinary, he's not the least bit gormless.
Lenna heartily agrees with Butz. And I am relieved at not having to dodge pronouns any longer (not that it was particularly hard to guess Faris' secret).
Back ashore, we meet an insidious Siren who mesmerizes the party with their memories of loved ones. Luckily, cheese-brain is immune.
Who's that? I just can't remember...
Galuf kicks the others to snap them out of their trances (the fact that Faris is hypnotized by the image of King Tycoon is, of course, significant). Then we have ourselves a naaaassssty boss battle.
(Incidentally, this would've been a lot easier if I could've figured out how to cast Cure on an enemy, as she kept turning undead. How do you switch targeting between party and foes in this game?)
We discover the friendly port town ofI Forget Carwen and load up on goodies, but alas, there's no ship sailing to our next port of call.
We do however learn that these folks are doing stupid things to their crystals, just like Tycoon was.
Final Fantasy Friendly reminder: do not over-exploit Myst, Mako, Crystals, or other magical foo. This message brought to you by AVALANCHE. (Oil drilling, however, is perfectly okay. — Barrett.)
So, let's go mountain climbing! Because if you can't find what you're looking for, that's the first place you should look in the world of Final Fantasy. (Hopefully without tripping over a mopey dragoon.)
NOTE TO SQUEENIX: I think all mountain tunnels should come equipped with FLAPPY FLAPPY CATS. (As I was introduced to the franchise via VIII-->X-->VII-->V, this was my first experience with Kawaii Up to 11.)
Um, Lenna? Why does your monk's outfit look like an evening gown? And WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Would you believe the Sublimely Magnificent Hovercraft Jecht Shot Mark IV?
And very fetching it is, too. *Poses like Lighting, only then I can't perv at the princess.*
Partway up the mountain, we are separated by an inconvenient landslide after Lenna runs ahead to find Dad's helmet lying on the trail. Why do all this villains in this game know our weak points?
"Ohohohoho."
(Yep, it's another villainous laugh. I'll give it a 7 on the Gloatage Scale.)
Magissa gloats that she's going to take the princess as a "souvenir for her husband." Erk. Sex slave? Lunch? Either way, Faris ain't about to let some green-haired Magical Girl with a whip cadge on her princess.
This calls for some swashbuckling pirate derring-do! Faris leaps across the landslide. The far cliff promptly crumbles. To Butz's horror, she falls as the mountain gives way. But not to worry! Faris is the Leading Man. She reappears, scaling the cliff Dread Pirate Roberts style...
...tosses a rope to the others, revives fair princess and takes on the fiend that attacked her. I can't tell whether Faris fights left-handed.
(Magissa summons her "honey" to "take out the trash." So we recycle them both, yar. And I really hope Magissa isn't clutching a sword between her legs.)
At the top of the mountain, we find Lenna's father's dragon in a bad way.
(I just noticed the music here partially quotes the theme of Breath of Fire, with all its dragons. SPOO LIVES! Ahem.)
Lenna charges off fearlessly through the incredibly poisonous purple tumbleweeds (don't ask) to pick up some dragon grass that will cure dragons, if not people. Faris delivers the dragon grass to the dying dragon as the princess herself collapses. Galuf is INCREDIBLY helpful here...
...yep, my Dad made fun of me too when I was so sick that I passed out. It's something on the Y chromosome, I think.
Luckily, with another of those insanely cute squeals, the dragon cures Lenna, saving her from almost-certain death. (Where was this plot device in FFVII?)
So, after Butz reveals his desperate fear of heights and gets flung onto the dragon by unsympathetic so-called friends, we flap away!
YES. Finally. There were brief snatches of dragonback-conveyance in FFII, but there's been precious little dragonriding in a franchise that's chock-full of friendly dragons, dragoons, etc.
And .... heeeey, come to think of it, we could fly right over that pesky meteor back in Tycoon and visit Lenna's home to see if Dad left a message. What could possibly go wrong?
The Chancellor of Tycoon begs Lenna to stay; he's been a right tizzy since she disappeared. Not only for her safety...
Well, shucky darn. I know kickass princesses are hard to come by, but we're Warriors of Light. No time to dawdle, yo.
Chancellor: Princess, you have a responsibility to this kingdom!
You tell 'em, Lenna!
However, the party consents to stay the night.
As the hours tick by, the princess cannot sleep.
Nor can Faris. Syldra's death still weighs heavily on her, after all. And perhaps something more...
A moonlit night — a secluded balcony — a dashing pirate — possibly even a night breeze to provide the necessary flourishes…
I'm not...sleepy... Lenna says shyly...
(Whoops, my bad. I jumped the gun. Let's see how Lenna responds to a gentle pick-up line, shall we?)
...
...
...
I SHIP IT, YOU BREAK IT, YOU PAY FOR IT, SQUARE.
Faris is also in denial.
Big BIG denial.
Faris whirls on her heel and dashes inside.
And Lenna hasn't a clue that she just broke a pirate's heart.
CURSE YOU, SQUEENIX. CURSE YOU WITH THE WRATH OF TEN BILLION BARNACLES.
So our four heroes have been drafted as the Warriors of Light (WoLlies really need to form a union) and are off to the next Crystal, as soon as we can escape the Kiddie Pool Inner Sea.
(The lefthand Kiddie Pool Sea, in this case. Drat. There's two of 'em.)
Back in T[h]ule, we stop at the house of Zok, an old pal of the royal family. Butz has himself a flashback:
WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULDA TAUGHT HIM SOME WOLLY LORE BEFORE YOU VANISHED, DAD!
Zok gives us the key to the You Can't Go There Yet canal gates, and we make ready to leave Thule.
Where I should note that there's a few odd characters.
First, however, we have to ditch our pirate crew, who have not bought tickets to Epic Adventure. They protest that they'd willingly follow their captain to the ends of the earth. Faris is prescient enough to realize that a cracktastic way-past-the-ends-of-the-earth endgame dungeon lurks somewhere in our future.
This smells of a long journey. [And will smell even stronger with you lot tagging along. Besides, our party menu only has four slots, so there's no help for it.] While I'm gone, I need you louts to guard the hideout. We can't just let anyone raid our booty!
. o O (With those blokes guarding? It's as good as stolen.)
I notice an eensy plot hole in this game. Viz:
Uh....Cap'n? How're we gonna get home, anyhoo? With you an' the princess an' the ship and all—
*SIGH* Oh, all RIGHT, you sea slugs. Get your salty asses aboard. We'll drop ye off on the way.Back in the pirates' cove...
Turns out that Boko got tired of waiting and followed Butz into the cave. And it's a good thing that Bartz doesn't hear another pirate speculating about the taste of roasted chocobo.
Kweh!
Kinda like Yang with the Sylphs, Edward with the Troia Amazons, and Cid with the Dwarves. I can see why at least one fan claimed that "If FFIV is a fanfiction built around FFIII's character classes, FFV is a satire of FFIV's soppy melodrama." (Thanks to
flonnebonne for pointing out that great essay.)
Please, if you can help him, doc... Boko, get better soon, buddy!(Yep, for anyone paying attention, Butz/Boko = OTP.)
With our trusty chocobo and pesky pirates safely bestowed, plus all the loot from the pirates' stores secretly liberated, we set sail for Torna Canal. Lenna's fretting about what should happen if all the crystals fail...
Her friends tell her that will never happen, nope nope; they'll save all the crystals and won't in any way screw up. Because screw-ups never happen in these games. Mutual back-patting ensues as they all confirm that yes, they're actually going to do this Warrior of Light thing that's been thrust upon them.
Plus we still have to find Lenna's Father. 
King Tycoon? But he disappeared into thin air.
Faris, that scallywag, is always quick to comfort the princess when she's down. Chivalry and all that. I swear, Balthier really is Faris in drag. (Incidentally, Faris was the one who pulled Lenna away from the Wind Shrine's altar as she called after her father when he vanished. Both scenes will be echoed later.)
And again with the cornball translation that elevates an ordinary game into a tongue-in-cheek romp:
We enter Torna Canal, fight some monsters and...
Uh oh. Man, it's pretty early in the game to be hitting Leviathan.
We fight the boss beastie (which is not, in fact, Leviathan)...
(I'm guessing that's clunky Romaji for "Charybdis"?)
Before we can celebrate our victory, Syldra gets ripped from her harness and sucked into the whirlpool, struggling with piteous wails.
AUGH. This is one of those heart-wrenching FF moments, never mind the corny graphics.
When this game stops joking around, the ANGST HAMMER falls hard. The dragon who was like a sister to Faris is the first casualty of this harebrained quest.
Afterwards, we drift with the ocean currents. Faris doesn't speak. Lenna tries to offer comfort, echoing the captain's words about her father.
Eventually, nearly dead of exposure/hunger/thirst, the party lands in your standard zombie-infested pirate ship graveyard.
Galuf uses a dab of white magic to rouse everybody. (See? The game's paying attention to the job classes I assigned. Or not.) Then we go off to bash skeletons.
At the brink of a submerged area, our pirate suddenly becomes squeamish about water.
Do we have to go this way? We'll get soaked!
After sloshing through rather a lot of undead slime...
Uh. TMI, Butz.
Lenn ducks into a side room to change into dry clothes (Which she found where?) The guys strip down too, but Faris resolutely refuses.
Are you crazy, boy? You'll catch pneumonia in those wet things! Hey, what're you doing? Get away! Don't touch— *flings off Butz and Galuf, who decided to take matters into their own hands*
*pops out of side room* What's all the commotion?
Galuf, you twit. Maybe she had a reason to be hiding her identity?
Well— maybe I am. You got a problem with it!?
Of course not. Just, why were you trying to hide it?(Oho. I missed Lenna's wording before. That almost implies that she'd already figured it out.)
Haw! I knew from the start that you were too pretty to be a man. *whew*GALUF! Perving on a 20-year-old woman — young enough to be your granddaughter — is okay, but perving on a comely lad of the same age ain't? *Frowny frown*
Anyhow— make fun of me for really being a woman and I'll shiver your timbers but good!Next morning...
Faris makes a show of still being her usual hard-talking piratey pirate self until Galuf complains.
Bah...if you aren't gonna dress like a girl—and you should, a real shame to hide such assets— you could at least talk like one...
Sez the pretty boy. Despite the fact that Butz reminds me a lot of Vaan, laid-back and deceptively ordinary, he's not the least bit gormless.
Lenna heartily agrees with Butz. And I am relieved at not having to dodge pronouns any longer (not that it was particularly hard to guess Faris' secret).
Back ashore, we meet an insidious Siren who mesmerizes the party with their memories of loved ones. Luckily, cheese-brain is immune.
Who's that? I just can't remember...Galuf kicks the others to snap them out of their trances (the fact that Faris is hypnotized by the image of King Tycoon is, of course, significant). Then we have ourselves a naaaassssty boss battle.
(Incidentally, this would've been a lot easier if I could've figured out how to cast Cure on an enemy, as she kept turning undead. How do you switch targeting between party and foes in this game?)
We discover the friendly port town of
We do however learn that these folks are doing stupid things to their crystals, just like Tycoon was.
Final Fantasy Friendly reminder: do not over-exploit Myst, Mako, Crystals, or other magical foo. This message brought to you by AVALANCHE. (Oil drilling, however, is perfectly okay. — Barrett.)
So, let's go mountain climbing! Because if you can't find what you're looking for, that's the first place you should look in the world of Final Fantasy. (Hopefully without tripping over a mopey dragoon.)
NOTE TO SQUEENIX: I think all mountain tunnels should come equipped with FLAPPY FLAPPY CATS. (As I was introduced to the franchise via VIII-->X-->VII-->V, this was my first experience with Kawaii Up to 11.)
Um, Lenna? Why does your monk's outfit look like an evening gown? And WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Would you believe the Sublimely Magnificent Hovercraft Jecht Shot Mark IV? And very fetching it is, too. *Poses like Lighting, only then I can't perv at the princess.*Partway up the mountain, we are separated by an inconvenient landslide after Lenna runs ahead to find Dad's helmet lying on the trail. Why do all this villains in this game know our weak points?
"Ohohohoho."
(Yep, it's another villainous laugh. I'll give it a 7 on the Gloatage Scale.)
Magissa gloats that she's going to take the princess as a "souvenir for her husband." Erk. Sex slave? Lunch? Either way, Faris ain't about to let some green-haired Magical Girl with a whip cadge on her princess.
This calls for some swashbuckling pirate derring-do! Faris leaps across the landslide. The far cliff promptly crumbles. To Butz's horror, she falls as the mountain gives way. But not to worry! Faris is the Leading Man. She reappears, scaling the cliff Dread Pirate Roberts style...
...tosses a rope to the others, revives fair princess and takes on the fiend that attacked her. I can't tell whether Faris fights left-handed.
(Magissa summons her "honey" to "take out the trash." So we recycle them both, yar. And I really hope Magissa isn't clutching a sword between her legs.)
At the top of the mountain, we find Lenna's father's dragon in a bad way.
(I just noticed the music here partially quotes the theme of Breath of Fire, with all its dragons. SPOO LIVES! Ahem.)
Lenna charges off fearlessly through the incredibly poisonous purple tumbleweeds (don't ask) to pick up some dragon grass that will cure dragons, if not people. Faris delivers the dragon grass to the dying dragon as the princess herself collapses. Galuf is INCREDIBLY helpful here...
...yep, my Dad made fun of me too when I was so sick that I passed out. It's something on the Y chromosome, I think.
Luckily, with another of those insanely cute squeals, the dragon cures Lenna, saving her from almost-certain death. (Where was this plot device in FFVII?)
So, after Butz reveals his desperate fear of heights and gets flung onto the dragon by unsympathetic so-called friends, we flap away!
YES. Finally. There were brief snatches of dragonback-conveyance in FFII, but there's been precious little dragonriding in a franchise that's chock-full of friendly dragons, dragoons, etc.
And .... heeeey, come to think of it, we could fly right over that pesky meteor back in Tycoon and visit Lenna's home to see if Dad left a message. What could possibly go wrong?
The Chancellor of Tycoon begs Lenna to stay; he's been a right tizzy since she disappeared. Not only for her safety...
Well, shucky darn. I know kickass princesses are hard to come by, but we're Warriors of Light. No time to dawdle, yo.
Chancellor: Princess, you have a responsibility to this kingdom!
You tell 'em, Lenna!
However, the party consents to stay the night.
As the hours tick by, the princess cannot sleep.
Nor can Faris. Syldra's death still weighs heavily on her, after all. And perhaps something more...
A moonlit night — a secluded balcony — a dashing pirate — possibly even a night breeze to provide the necessary flourishes…
(Whoops, my bad. I jumped the gun. Let's see how Lenna responds to a gentle pick-up line, shall we?)
...
...
...
I SHIP IT, YOU BREAK IT, YOU PAY FOR IT, SQUARE.
Faris is also in denial.
Big BIG denial.
Faris whirls on her heel and dashes inside.
And Lenna hasn't a clue that she just broke a pirate's heart.
CURSE YOU, SQUEENIX. CURSE YOU WITH THE WRATH OF TEN BILLION BARNACLES.
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Date: 2013-05-17 05:05 am (UTC)You can change between party/monster targets by first confirming the ability you want to use, then directly touching the sprite of the one you want to target (careful with accuracy of your touch as touching any field bit will only confirm default target). It seems a bit off on my ipod at least so sometimes I end up using the ability on the default target, but yeah...
Anyway, nothing more to comment. That's me, inexhaustible font of useless info, and no funny bits to go with it. :P
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Date: 2013-05-17 05:07 am (UTC)(Also, thanks for the transliteration.)
I only use my Japanese nowadays to look up crackpot FF theories
Date: 2013-05-17 06:43 am (UTC)A couple of funny theories about the name from a Japanese fan that are pretty funny (http://dic.nicovideo.jp/a/%E3%82%AB%E3%83%BC%E3%83%A9%E3%83%9C%E3%82%B9):
1. It could be from the Greek word for "spiny lobster" （Καραβίδα、Καραβίς). Sure, that would be Karabiida or Karabisu (カラヴィーダ/カラヴィス）but that's just a smaaaaalll little problem yaahhh!!
2. Shell (kara/カラ) + Boss → Shell boss!! (This doesn't quite work because it's カーラ, not カラ)
The person also points out that it's also been translated as "Karl Boss" in English. I checked, and it has!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86XbQg2eVEc
Re: I only use my Japanese nowadays to look up crackpot FF theories
Date: 2013-05-17 07:03 am (UTC)Καραβίδα makes sense, since that word describes what the monster look like. I only know (or knew) ancient Greek, not modern Greek, so I'd never seen that word.
I still can't help thinking of ancient Greek Χάρυβδις, the legendary whirlpool and mythical monster in the straits between the toe of Italy and Sicily, which munched Odysseus' last ship and figures in several Greek myths. It appears to me that Καραβίδα may be derived from it.
I dunno. Final Fantasy games use a ton of ancient Greek, especially in the early games, and they sometimes transliterate in ways that make my head spin.* I'm not sure on this one, though!
*Syldra for Hydra, for example. That one makes me grin, because my favorite linguistic oddity is the fact that H in ancient Greek transforms into an S in Latin. (hypo-sub, hyper-super.) I know that S--> H is a common phonetic shift, but it still startled me to see it happen in Japanese!
Re: I only use my Japanese nowadays to look up crackpot FF theories
Date: 2013-05-17 07:11 am (UTC)Re: I only use my Japanese nowadays to look up crackpot FF theories
Date: 2013-05-17 04:35 pm (UTC)Mehercle. I had totally forgotten that word, but now that you point it out, it looks terribly familiar.
You know what? If you learn a language, then don't use it for over ten years, it goes away. ALL OF IT.
And I still don't understand why that word for that boss, but I suspect the answer lies somewhere in our flailing.
I appreciate a fellow word nitpicker, at any rate!
Re: I only use my Japanese nowadays to look up crackpot FF theories
Date: 2013-05-18 01:00 am (UTC)Agreed, word nitpicking is good!
Re: I only use my Japanese nowadays to look up crackpot FF theories
Date: 2013-05-18 01:47 am (UTC)I am quite impressed by all the language geekiness that has congregated in one place here.
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Date: 2013-05-17 06:50 am (UTC)http://www.telebunny.net/toastywiki/index.php/Games/G10-BreathOfFire
When/if you get to FFVII, remind me to send you a link to a (short, crackpot) theory on tvtropes.org about how FFVII is a deconstruction of FFVI.
Telebunny.net also has some excellent articles on FFVII and VIII. I think he may have said that the teenage cheesiness of VIII was a reaction to VII. Maybe. Oh well, I'll find the articles when you're there.
(The owner of telebunny.net recently became an editor at IGN, btw. He knows his video games!)
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Date: 2013-05-17 07:08 am (UTC)But now I'm torn. I adore BoFIII with great love. How could I ever choose between my two favorite corny games? But I confess, if I had to pick just one to play on a desert island, it'd probably be BoFIII. Blasphemy, I know!
Obviously Square should've given us both! Although it's odd, I only remember the Capcom logo on BOFIII's splash screen, no Square logo.
(In fact, for my playthrough of FFI, I named the four generic warriors of light after my four favorite BoF characters, which resulted in some crazy crossover shenanigans.)
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Date: 2013-05-18 01:52 am (UTC)I would totally choose BoF3, although I know the desert of death would sit poorly with me if I were on a desert island. -_-
When my brother played FF1 when we were kids we named the characters after us, because there like no other RPGs that we knew about in those days. I was the constantly dead black mage.
...huh, so I guess we did kind of roleplay through that game, a little.
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Date: 2013-05-17 04:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-17 04:35 pm (UTC)THIS WHOLE SECTION MAKES ME WEEP.
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Date: 2013-05-17 05:13 pm (UTC)SERIOUSLY. GAME IS COCKTEASE
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Date: 2013-05-17 10:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-18 07:10 pm (UTC)I love Faris, and I absolutely adore her logic and her reasoning for dressing like a dude (plus it's just more practical; skirts get in the way.)
This game really just delights me, for all that it is hard as fuck.
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Date: 2013-05-18 10:13 pm (UTC)(I'm currently running around the Cave of the Undead Squirrels job-grinding and totally forgetting what I ought to be doing.)