Crack Pairing: Brainstorming Session

[auronlu]

Survey alert!

What's the most bizarre Final Fantasy pairing you can think of?

I suddenly thought of Kimahri/Shelinda, continuing The Day Kimahri Finally Got Some Lovin' (6/6/06... so much for the antichrist...) And then there's Seyrikku, but we so won't go there.

What crack pair can you think of?

And maybe then someone will go, "AUGH! That's so awful I have to write it!" and we'll have more reasons to gouge our eyes out.

Or, more likely, someone else will say, "There's a whole community devoted to that (link)".


Apologies if this has been done before; I'm still fairly new to FF fandom.

Comments

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I wrote a Jecht/Shoopuf crack!fic once... Also attempted a Buddy/Barkeep but I never finished it. and it's not terribly cracky, but I've always wanted to read a Tidus/Isaaru fic xD I keep hoping that SOMEDAY someone will write one :D

I've also read Auron/Malboro. Oh my poor eyes D:

[auronlu.livejournal.com]

Dear gods. I'm morbidly curious now.


And Isaaru's such a nice feller (X; X-2 makes me wince), he deserves to be shipped more often. Even if my bafflemennt with excess boy-parts makes it hard for me to enjoy Yaoi.

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Curious about which? If you mean the Auron thing, all I remember is that it was written by Laylah. And it was very smutty o.o

And I'd love to see Isaaru shipped more often too. It doesn't even have to be yaoi. I've also always liked the idea of Isaaru/Yuna. Heck, I'd be satisfied with Isaaru genfic :D I adore Isaaru in both games.

[auronlu.livejournal.com]

*snorks at the shoopuf fic*

Oh dear. The comment of your friend reminded me that I've seen at least one ghastly fic which had LuluxMoogle somewhere in it.

*twitchy*

Never trust those moogles. They're evil. Someday there will be a FF where they and the cactuars and Tonberries turn out to have been controlling things all along.

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aw, moogles are cute xD although not cute enough for me to want to read a luluxmoogle fic. I didn't even know that existed. that... breaks my poor brain. ouch.