Crack Pairing: Brainstorming Session

[auronlu]

Survey alert!

What's the most bizarre Final Fantasy pairing you can think of?

I suddenly thought of Kimahri/Shelinda, continuing The Day Kimahri Finally Got Some Lovin' (6/6/06... so much for the antichrist...) And then there's Seyrikku, but we so won't go there.

What crack pair can you think of?

And maybe then someone will go, "AUGH! That's so awful I have to write it!" and we'll have more reasons to gouge our eyes out.

Or, more likely, someone else will say, "There's a whole community devoted to that (link)".


Apologies if this has been done before; I'm still fairly new to FF fandom.

Comments

[sunsetsred.livejournal.com]

Uhhh... those are crack pairings? Well, some of them are, but for the most part a lot of those are... normal. Or at least, widely accepted.

Worst crack I read was RedXIII/Cid yaoi. OMFG.

[auronlu.livejournal.com]

"Uh...those are crack pairings?"
I have a feeling that this quote is going to get more ironic as people keep adding replies up above.

I'm scared now. *points at animecrush somewhere back there* Somehow I could image poor naive Shelinda getting bowled over by Seymour when he was prowling to the fridge some night in the mood for a late-night snack.

And no, I'm not writing it. There are limits.



Or, we could just go for complete crossover crack and have a CidxCidxCidxCidxCid scene....