Crack Pairing: Brainstorming Session

[auronlu]

Survey alert!

What's the most bizarre Final Fantasy pairing you can think of?

I suddenly thought of Kimahri/Shelinda, continuing The Day Kimahri Finally Got Some Lovin' (6/6/06... so much for the antichrist...) And then there's Seyrikku, but we so won't go there.

What crack pair can you think of?

And maybe then someone will go, "AUGH! That's so awful I have to write it!" and we'll have more reasons to gouge our eyes out.

Or, more likely, someone else will say, "There's a whole community devoted to that (link)".


Apologies if this has been done before; I'm still fairly new to FF fandom.

Comments

[lassarina]

FF4: CidxRydia.
FF6: BanonxRelm (ick)
FF7: ReevexYuffie
FF8: SeiferxLibrary Girl
FF9: KujaxArtania
FF10/X-2: PainexShelinda
FFT: GafgarionxAeris

[shahrizai.livejournal.com]

FF6: BanonxRelm (ick)

It will never, ever be as bad as the RelmxInterceptor. Never.

I also contribute:

FF5: crossdressing!Faris/that tree final boss
FF7: Jenova/Reeve
FF8: Ultimecia/Angelo
FF9: Anyone/Quina
FF10: Cid/Wakka/Brother

[shahrizai.livejournal.com]

Wait, I rescind the FF9 one. Quina/Fratley. With Quina topping. Oh yeah, there's the crack!

[lassarina]

I agree. Nothing is ever as bad as RelmxInterceptor.

Ultimecia/Angelo? *rofl*

And since we're on the topic of wacky pairings, one to amuse you: HyacinthexJoscelin. Or possibly Cesare StregazzaxPercy de SomervillexBarquiel L'Envers?

[shahrizai.livejournal.com]

HyacinthexJoscelin

Don't even. I can't stand Hyacinthe, and I already run tail at the mere hint of fanfic for the books. And I daresay Joscelin being with anyone other than Phedre in canon is a sign of the Apocalypse, and Waldemar Selig is coming to get us all from beyond the grace.

Cesare StregazzaxPercy de SomervillexBarquiel L'Envers

Barquiel/Percy I could see on a military campaign as young, foolish soldiers. But Barquiel would demand top. And Cesare actually makes a decent devout Catholic, so if he was going to bugger anyone, he'd be stepping in line for adolescent Alcuin. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

[shahrizai.livejournal.com]

Or grave. That'd work too.

[lassarina]

Oh, I would never write it. I too shudder and screech at the notion of fanfic for the books (or really for any book, ever). I just find it amusing.

Why the Hyacinthe hatred?

[shahrizai.livejournal.com]

He has the Aladdin complex - street urchin who manages to find a better lot in life by sheer luck while remaining cheerful and oblivious to a lot of the problems around him. I think it may also be that I had a total Delaunay complex when I read Dart, and Hyacinthe is near the opposite of him which probably rankled me (you're taking away precious characterization of Anafiel and his household!) and he did get in the way of Phedre/Joscelin a bit. I do have a grudging respect for him now that he's with Drustan's sister and out of the main picture.

[lassarina]

I'm not sure I agree, but fair enough ^_^