mako_lies just drew my attention to this Yuffie (ff7) and Faris (ff5) ficbit:
A ninja and a pirate walk into a bar....I love crossovers playing on different inflections of the same trope.
And Faris, of course.
ETA:
YES I HAVE NO BRAIN and forgot that mako_lies is also the author because I can't remember pseuds sorry facepalm.