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Some months ago, I posted a comment in [ profile] capslock_ff that wasn't capslocked. You know what the penalty is? One must create a Sephiroth/Barret fic or fanart as penance! Small wonder that I disappeared from fandom for months. So, anyway, in light of recent discussions, it seemed like it was time to pay my penalty.


Brace yourselves.

TITLE: "Let Me Be Your Angel"


Click thumbnail to make head explode:

Base: Gack! from here.

Date: 2010-01-30 01:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Bahahahahaha! The title is what makes it I think.

Date: 2010-01-30 01:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I always knew Sephy had nice legs.

Date: 2010-01-30 01:39 am (UTC)
ext_79737: (phear da crack)
From: [identity profile]
And that is one of my favorite icons EVAR.

Date: 2010-01-30 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
lol thanks. ^^

Date: 2010-01-30 02:12 am (UTC)
lassarina: I'm not coming out until the stupid people have gone away.  ....I can wait all day. (Default)
From: [personal profile] lassarina

(Paladin's reaction: "Can...not...unsee!!!")

Date: 2010-01-30 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

Fucking brilliant. Disturbing, but brilliant.

(What's so NSFW about it? I was expecting dangly bits. This kind of cover used to get left on the bookswap shelves at MY workplace all the time...)

Date: 2010-01-30 04:12 am (UTC)
ext_79737: (Undies)
From: [identity profile]
I nearly didn't put the warning, but I thought it might draw awkward questions in some workplaces.
Edited Date: 2010-01-30 04:13 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-01-30 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Barret. Is the man. :-) And now everybody will know the truth!

Date: 2010-01-30 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
There are no words to describe how hilariously awesome that is. So I will simply say, fantastic job, and thank you for the lolz. XD

Date: 2010-01-30 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I just love Barrett's hair and all its, sweepiness.

You must continue these. First that smoking hot Quistis, and now some Barrett/Sephiroth lovin'. These would be great in some crack coffee table book. Now I have this image of Selphie as Die Hard Bruce Willis in my head. "Yippie ki yay motherfuc...oh my God! A caterpillar! Come here Wormy!"

Date: 2010-01-31 12:47 am (UTC)
ext_79737: (Default)
From: [identity profile]
Preliminary research seems to suggest that romance novel males have massive steroid-enhanced pectorals, skin much darker than their girlfriend's, and magical carpets of wavy hair.

Also, check out this page of romance novel cover spoofs ( I especially recommend Lord of the Hissy Fit.

Alas, being culturally illiterate, I have not seen Die Hard. But we'll see if any more of these materialize.
Edited Date: 2010-01-31 12:48 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-01-30 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

*dies again*

that's classic. LOL

Date: 2010-01-31 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
LOL. This reminds me of my inferior yet similar attempt a few years back:


Date: 2010-01-31 09:43 am (UTC)
ext_79737: (bleeds)
From: [identity profile]


That's actually pretty good. BUT WTF
with the Egyptian hierogpyhs and pseudo-Egyptian dress?!

Date: 2010-01-31 02:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
omg, *rofl*, this is such a great job! XD

Date: 2010-01-31 04:29 pm (UTC)
ext_79737: (Default)
From: [identity profile]
I am glad I was able to amuse so many people. I really ought to keep going with these Shoops; they're fun!

Date: 2010-02-01 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Ohemgee! So glad I wasn't drinking anything... XD

Date: 2010-02-04 07:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Oh god. The title. THE TITLE!

I just saw this now and it has made my day. (Clearly, it's making Barret's day ^^)

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