So. Um. Er. FF8 SHOOP. Full-size possibly NSFW.

[auronlu]

Some months ago, I posted a comment in capslock_ff that wasn't capslocked. You know what the penalty is? One must create a Sephiroth/Barret fic or fanart as penance! Small wonder that I disappeared from fandom for months. So, anyway, in light of recent discussions, it seemed like it was time to pay my penalty.

 

Brace yourselves.

WHAT:FANART/PHOTOMANIP
TITLE: "Let Me Be Your Angel"
FANDOM: FFVII AC
WHO: BARRET / SEPHIROTH
RATING: PG-13

Click thumbnail to make head explode:



Base: Gack! from here.

Comments

[cumuluscastle.livejournal.com]

Bahahahahaha! The title is what makes it I think.

[dagas-isa.livejournal.com]

I always knew Sephy had nice legs.

[auronlu.livejournal.com]

And that is one of my favorite icons EVAR.

[dagas-isa.livejournal.com]

lol thanks. ^^

[lassarina]

THAT IS FUCKING BRILLIANT.

(Paladin's reaction: "Can...not...unsee!!!")

[heavenscalyx.livejournal.com]

OMG

Fucking brilliant. Disturbing, but brilliant.

(What's so NSFW about it? I was expecting dangly bits. This kind of cover used to get left on the bookswap shelves at MY workplace all the time...)

[auronlu.livejournal.com]

I nearly didn't put the warning, but I thought it might draw awkward questions in some workplaces.

[samuraiter.livejournal.com]

Barret. Is the man. :-) And now everybody will know the truth!

[konstantya.livejournal.com]

There are no words to describe how hilariously awesome that is. So I will simply say, fantastic job, and thank you for the lolz. XD

[sissyhiyah.livejournal.com]

I just love Barrett's hair and all its magical...er, sweepiness.

You must continue these. First that smoking hot Quistis, and now some Barrett/Sephiroth lovin'. These would be great in some crack coffee table book. Now I have this image of Selphie as Die Hard Bruce Willis in my head. "Yippie ki yay motherfuc...oh my God! A caterpillar! Come here Wormy!"

[auronlu.livejournal.com]

Preliminary research seems to suggest that romance novel males have massive steroid-enhanced pectorals, skin much darker than their girlfriend's, and magical carpets of wavy hair.

Also, check out this page of romance novel cover spoofs (http://worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/). I especially recommend Lord of the Hissy Fit.

Alas, being culturally illiterate, I have not seen Die Hard. But we'll see if any more of these materialize.

[trekqueen.livejournal.com]

*dies*


*dies again*


that's classic. LOL

[muggy-mountain.livejournal.com]

LOL. This reminds me of my inferior yet similar attempt a few years back:

[auronlu.livejournal.com]

*DIES*

*A LOT*

That's actually pretty good. BUT WTF
with the Egyptian hierogpyhs and pseudo-Egyptian dress?!

[dreamer1789.livejournal.com]

omg, *rofl*, this is such a great job! XD

[auronlu.livejournal.com]

I am glad I was able to amuse so many people. I really ought to keep going with these Shoops; they're fun!

[ravenclaw-devi.livejournal.com]

Ohemgee! So glad I wasn't drinking anything... XD

[vieralynn.livejournal.com]

Oh god. The title. THE TITLE!

I just saw this now and it has made my day. (Clearly, it's making Barret's day ^^)