Dear Sinuses
Oct. 7th, 2009 09:13 pmI didn't need to spend a third winter in a row suffering from a several-month-long sinus infection.
-- Neti pot and hot shower 2xday, check
-- Mucinex 2xday, flonase and decongestant, check
-- Vitamin C, echinacea and zinc, check
-- Probiotic mix, gaviscon and Pepcid AC to keep my GI from going into massive meltdown, check
-- Grape seed extract and grapefruit seed extract which may perhaps help sinitis, check
-- stock of chicken soup and underwear washed in case I have to spend most of my days in bed, check
AUGH.
I need to do my @#%$@!$ dissertation, not have pounding head, runny nose, and foggy thoughts.
No love.
-- Neti pot and hot shower 2xday, check
-- Mucinex 2xday, flonase and decongestant, check
-- Vitamin C, echinacea and zinc, check
-- Probiotic mix, gaviscon and Pepcid AC to keep my GI from going into massive meltdown, check
-- Grape seed extract and grapefruit seed extract which may perhaps help sinitis, check
-- stock of chicken soup and underwear washed in case I have to spend most of my days in bed, check
AUGH.
I need to do my @#%$@!$ dissertation, not have pounding head, runny nose, and foggy thoughts.
No love.
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Date: 2009-10-08 02:53 pm (UTC)Actually, at this point, I think you'd be better off snorting a cocktail of Clorox, Pine-Sol, and Pop-Rocks. Sounds like that's the only thing on the PLANET that could kill an infection like that.
On your freaking cornea?!?!?! God, I'm so sorry!
(and when the world is destroyed in a Ray Bradbury-everyone-is-stuck-on-Mars-because-of-the-blood-rust style cataclysm...I'm SO blaming you and your superbug breeding program. Hold on while I call the Homeland Security Team... )