Odd question.

Has anyone ever noticed how many fics are titled "Dirty Little Secret"?

No, don't answer that question. The question is:

Has anyone ever noticed how often "little secrets" aren't?

*scratches head*

And, for the record... WHY I HATE YOJIMBO.

I hate and fear Yojimbo, with a pure, irrational, completely inexplicable hate, the sort we're supposed to reserve for villains like Seymour and Sephiroth (except Yojimbo isn't really sexy).

( Why Yojimbo scares the spit out of me )